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...epoem...

"This is my on-going electronic poem or cyber verbiage. 

When will it end? Someday, not soon just someday."


A quest for something new. 
Searching at 56k and bellow. 
From one opinion to the next. 
From Dell through a Gateway. 
Single key that unlocks Windows.

 
Then the next, click by click. 
Through the windows like a thief. 
Searching, Copying, Downloading. 
AIM, am I on your list.
ICQ, Do you see me, too. 


My Mindsprings at the Coollinks. 
If America is Online, Who watches who? 
Big Brother gat a website. 
Then again so those SimplyJack.
WWW.GetaLife.com and if you join NOW. 


Here for a limited time, free junkmail. 
Enter Username and Password. 
Pick up some cookies for a snack. 
Drink your caffeine in Jolts. 
Zero cash flow, netzero.net can help.

 
Porno is 95% of the internet. 
WWW is owned by Daemons. 
Internet Jesus, eBuddas all answer to MSN. 
A big fat penguin sits on my Unix. 
Virus shields protect silicon snake oil users.

 
Trojans were fun to open and use.
Now your email can screw with you. 
SPAM isn't food. Canned SPAM, is it food? 
Bill Gates is your dealer, your pc is the needle. 
BUY your new "puter", oops, it's out-dated. 


And to conclude version 1.0. Be prepare to pay. 
Why two kay? Did you buy the cure?

Spybots are our friends?

Adware is here, I dare you to remove it. 

Netscape is just another Mozilla snack.

 

SexList, it's not what you think.

They keep track of all your porn needs.

Adware again, Spyblaster, popup blocker.

What do you mean I downloaded this.

"The worms craw in, the worms craw out."

 

Norton Shield on Zone Alert.

How much more cash do you want?

Free scan, but to fix I need to donate.

Donations start at $29.95.

Blackmail starts with a free scan.

 

Conspiracies are everywhere.

Just because your paranoid, doesn't mean- 

there not after your online shopping habits.

There in our homes, we downloaded "them".

Our souls need encryption. Privacy is lost. 

 

Upgrade now, HURRY version 2.0 will save your soul.

Download at your own risk.

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And with a $29.95 donation we will also LOL.

 

Google This, Yahoo That.

Who started this jargon?

Have you forgotten how to spell?

LOL, BRB, ROFL, TTFN.

And will you please "STOP SCREAMING".